Sunday, March 27, 2005
Happy Easter
Happy Easter
A man, his wife and his cranky mother-in-law went on vacation to the
Holy Land.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150".
The man thought about it for awhile and told the undertaker he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why....why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?"
The man said, "A man died here about 2000 years ago. He was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead."
"I just can't take that chance."
Holy Land.
While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away.
The undertaker told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here in the Holy Land for $150".
The man thought about it for awhile and told the undertaker he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, "Why....why would you spend $5,000 to ship your mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and spend only $150?"
The man said, "A man died here about 2000 years ago. He was buried here and three days later, he rose from the dead."
"I just can't take that chance."
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