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Does your significant other complain that you're not "romantic" enough? Need some clever stuff to say tomorrow for Valentine's Day? Perhaps this dating video from the 1980's might help/hurt your efforts.

After coughing up a few of these terrible pickup lines, simple everyday conversation like "Please pass the salt" will sound romantic.

Here are some of our favorite lines from the video. Enjoy!

• I'm an executive by day and wild man by night.
• Hi my name is Phil. Most of my good friends call me big Phil.
• I'm not afraid to get sand on my Tuxedo.
• I do fashion photography.
• I consider myself a refined valley dude.
• Who so binds to himself a joy thus a winged life destroy.
• I'm looking for the Goddess. Are you the Goddess?
• I'm a 25 year subscriber to both Playboy and The New Yorker.
• At night I operate a damsel in distress hot line. I guess you'd call me at night.
• I'm just sugar and spice and all those things that are nice.
• I like to wear bright socks.
• Life is a playground and I want somebody to play with.
• I will cry at a commercial.
• I'm interested in most phases of data processing.
• Type "A" I'm not. Comfortable, caring and serious about a relationship I am.

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